Cussin #101

Started by sleeperred90tgp, June 26, 2006, 07:51:44 PM

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>>  A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You
>>know what? ' says the 6 year old "I think it's about time we
>>started cussing." The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6
>>year old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna
>>say something with hell and you say something with 'ass." The 4
>>year old agrees with enthusiasm. When their mother walks into the
>>kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he
>>replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios." WHACK!
>>He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets
>>up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot
>>pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in
>>his room and shouts, "You can just stay there until I let you out!"
>>She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks
>>with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young
>>man?" "I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it
>>won't be Cheerios."
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Yea I know it's old but thought some of the youger people would enjoy it. Hope so. I do every time I have seen it. Damn I wish I never cuused at home. My mom used to give me hell. :icon_redface:
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new to me so im considering myself in the young crowd  :icon_razz:

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QuoteI know it's old but thought some of the youger people would enjoy it

ROFL :laugh: I just turned 16 and I thought that was hilarious! :icon_lol:
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