The layoff

[sleeperred90tgp]

>He had narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It was an
>impossible decision, they were both super workers. Rather than flip a
>coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler
>the next morning.
>
>Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hang-over after
partying

>all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin.
>
>The Boss approached her and said: "Debra, I've never done this before
>but I have to lay you or Jack off."
>
>"Could you jack off?" she says. "I feel like shit."

[TGPilot]

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[Invasion1]

bahahaha

pop came out my nose.......

[sleeperred90tgp]

Well Dave I'll bet that hurt. I'll be carefull not to post anymore funny ones. :icon_lol: :icon_razz:

Jud

[Invasion1]

hurt no but didn't feel great

i will no longer eat or drink while reading your posts in the future..... ;)