Beware serious scam going on at home depot

[sleeperred90tgp]

I don't know if you guys shop at Home Depot as much as I do, but beware.
I thought you should know.  Jud--------------------------------------

Home Depot Scam - Beware!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A "heads up" for you and to any of your friends who may be Home Depot
customers. Over the past couple of weeks, I became a victim of a very clever
scam there.
Here's how the scam works: Two very hot women in their 20s come over to
your car as you are packing your stuff into your truck. They start cleaning
your windshield with a rag and Windex; all the while their huge breasts are
almost completely exposed over the torn top of their skimpy wet T-shirts.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No thanks" and instead
ask you for a ride to the mall down the road.
You agree and they get into your car. On the way, they start having sex with
each other. Then one of them leans over and performs oral sex on you, while
the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen November 29th and 30th. December 1st, 2nd, 3rd,
twice on the 4th, and three times just yesterday. So be careful, this is a
serious scam. 

[Invasion1]

LOL x10

[TGP Nick]

ROFL!  :bonk:

[sleeperred90tgp]

Yea I gotta go back tommrrow, damn I'm out of wallets. :cussing:

[kuntzie]

lucky man u r

[Dark Ride]

I don't know if you guys shop at Home Depot as much as I do, but beware.
I thought you should know.  Jud--------------------------------------

Home Depot Scam - Beware!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A "heads up" for you and to any of your friends who may be Home Depot
customers. Over the past couple of weeks, I became a victim of a very clever
scam there.
Here's how the scam works: Two very hot women in their 20s come over to
your car as you are packing your stuff into your truck. They start cleaning
your windshield with a rag and Windex; all the while their huge breasts are
almost completely exposed over the torn top of their skimpy wet T-shirts.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No thanks" and instead
ask you for a ride to the mall down the road.
You agree and they get into your car. On the way, they start having sex with
each other. Then one of them leans over and performs oral sex on you, while
the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen November 29th and 30th. December 1st, 2nd, 3rd,
twice on the 4th, and three times just yesterday, and probably again tommorow. So be careful, this is a
serious scam. 

fixed it for ya

[sleeperred90tgp]

 :laugh:

[TurboGTU]

 :laugh:  Best dam $5 bills ever stolen!  ;)

[R Dubya]

LOL I thought this was serious.. I've been spending a lot of time (and money) there recently.. :laugh:

[Larry M]

Jud---

Never tell a joke like that to a person with cracked ribs.  LOL  (ouch)

It must have been quite a ways down the road to the next mall.

You can get 100 plastic wallets for $1.75 on ebay.

Thanks for the best laugh of the year.  But I guess the award for the Fastest TGP is even better than the Best Joke Award.  teehee

- Larry M

[Invasion1]

Ya Jud is our Speed and Joke Guru

I repeat some of them at work which i credit this guy i know from the Lone Star State  ;)

[sleeperred90tgp]

Sorry Larry, I'll try not to make you laugh again.  ;)

Dave, I have to give most of the credit to my wife. She's an email junkie with 50+ a day. This one I got from a friend in CA.

Won't post any more till Larry is better. :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol:

Jud

[Larry M]

Jud, your joke helped a lot more than it hurt.   :laugh:

Keep them coming. Always up for a good joke like that.

[sleeperred90tgp]

Jud, your joke helped a lot more than it hurt.   :laugh:

Keep them coming. Always up for a good joke like that.

Ok I will as long as you don't sue me.

How the hell did you crack your ribs?

Jud