So you want a tattoo

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The $100 TATTOO


Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda says, "Where


In the hell have you been?" Larry replies, I was out getting a tattoo."


"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"


"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.


"What the hell were you thinking?" she said,


Shaking her head in disdain.


"Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred Dollar bill


Tattooed on his privates?"



"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.

Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.

Three, I like how money feels in my hand.

And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you

Can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."


Larry is recovering in room 232 at John Hopkins Hospital.
   

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