God And The Biker

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A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."
The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."
The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic and very difficult.  Think of the enormous challenges of that kind of undertaking.  The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific!  The concrete and steel it would take!  It will exhaust several natural resources of the entire planet.  I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your selfish desire for such a thing.
"Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify me."
The biker thought about it for a long time.
Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife.  I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make her as a woman truly happy."
The Lord replied, "You want that bridge two lanes or four?"



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