Welp

[turbo90gp]

OKay, saving up for the turbo rebuild right?  One more week till payday, WOOHOO, one more paycheck to save, WOOHOO, bam, start my car up thurs morn, pouring out blue smoke out the exhaust, smells like oil too.  So, let it idle, rev it up, I smoke out my whole street, holy christ almighty, wtf is happining?!  Take it for a spin, smoke out the block....  Replace Oil return hose, does it again.  Take it up to the shop on thurs, call there today, "Oh, you said it was coming out the tailpipes?!  Oh geez, we were lookin for an oil leak, well pull it in later today, but its gonna cost ya!"
"Go ahead" I said.  Call up 2 hours later, still havent even pulled it in to yank the head, "Its gonna cost ya at least $800 for me to do it"  So I go and pick it up and now I gotta find someone to do a side head job on my  motor, good god....  Any upgrades I could do that wont cost me an arm and leg?