Irish Viagra
>
> An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his help
In
> reviving her husband's libido.
>
> "What bout trying Viagra? Asks the doctor
>
> "Not a chance", she said . "He won't even take an aspirin"
>
> "Not a problem", replied the doctor . "Give him an "Irish Viagra" .
> It's when
> you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee He won't even taste it .
> Give it
> a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went"
>
> It wasn't a week later that she called the doctor, who directly
> inquired as
> to progress The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus and
> beg orrah!
> T'was horrid! Just terrible, doctor!"
>
> "Really? What happened?" asked the doct or .
>
> "Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the
> effect was
> almost immediate . He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye,
> and with
> his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent the
> cups
> and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then
> and
> there, took me passionately on the tabletop! It was a
> nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!"
>
> "Why so terrible?" asked the doctor, "Do you mean the sex your
Husband
> provided wasn't good"?
>
> "Twas the best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure as I'm sittin'
Here,
> I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!"
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