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> > 1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice
> > factory, but I got canned. I couldn't concentrate.
> > 2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but
> > I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.
> > 3. After that, I tried to be a Tailor, but I just
> > wasn't suited for it - mainly because it was a
> > sew-sew job.
> > 4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but
> > that was too exhausting.
> > 5. Then, I tried to be a Chef - figured it would
> > add a little spice to my life, but I just didn't
> > have the thyme. < BR>> > 6. I attempted to be a Deli Worker, but any way I
> > sliced it I couldn't cut the mustard.
> > 7. My best job was a Musician, but eventually I
> > found I wasn't noteworthy.
> > 8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but I
> > didn't have any patients.
> > 9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. I tried but
> > I just didn't fit in.
> > 10. I became a Professional Fisherman, but
> > discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.
> > 11. I managed to get a good job working for a Pool
> > Maintenance Company, but the work was just too
> > draining.
> > 12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but
> > they said I wasn't fit for the job.
> > 13. After many years of trying to find steady
> > work! , I finally got a job as a Historian - until I
> > realized there was no future in it.
> > ; 14. My last job was working in Starbucks, but I
> > had to quit because it was always the same old
> > grind.
> > SO I TRIED RETIREMENT AND FOUND THAT I'M PERFECT
> > FOR THE JOB
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