TGPForums.com

        I bought a bird feeder.  I hung
        it on my back porch and filled
        it with seed.  What a beauty of
        a bird feeder it is, as I filled it
        lovingly with seed.  Within a
        week  we had hundreds of birds
        taking advantage of the
        continuous flow of free and
        easily accessible food.

        But then the birds started
        building nests in the boards
        of the patio, above the table,
        and next to the barbecue.

        Then came the poop.  It was
        everywhere: on the patio tile,
        the chairs, the table ...
        everywhere !

        Then some of the birds
        turned mean.  They would
        dive bomb me and try to
        peck me even though I had
        fed them out of my own
        pocket.

        And others bird s w ere
        boisterous and loud.  They
        sat on the feeder and
        squawked and screamed at
        all hours of the day and night
        and demanded that I fill it
        when it got low on food.

        After a while, I couldn't even
        sit on my own back porch
        anymore.  So I took down the
        bird feeder and in three days
        the bird s w ere gone. I cleaned
        up their mess and took down
        the many nests they had built
        all over the patio.

        Soon, the back yard was like
        it used to be ... quiet, serene
        and no one demanding their
        rights to a free meal.

        Now let's see ....
        Our government gives out
        free food, subsidized housing,
        free medical care, and free
        education and allows anyone
        born here to be an automatic
        citizen.

        Then the illegal's came by the
        tens of thousands.  Suddenly
        our taxe s w ent up to pay for
        free services; small apartments
        are housing 5 families; you
        have to wait 6 hours to be seen
        by an emergency room doctor;
        your child's 2nd grade class is
        behind other schools because
        over half the class doesn't speak
        English.

        Corn Flakes now come in a
        bilingual box; I have to
        "press one" to hear my bank
        talk to me in English, and
        people waving flags other
        than "Old Glory" are
        squawking and screaming
        in the streets, demanding
        more rights and free liberties.

        Just my opinion, but maybe
        it's time for the government
        to take down the bird feeder.
        If you agree, pass it on; if not,
        continue cleaning up the poop!

Man isn't it true!!

Quote from: TGPilot on December 12, 2007, 08:00:37 PM
Man isn't it true!!

absolutely

yes!!!!!!

Koolaid Man- OH YEAH

Duffman: Ooh yeah!

Duffman says a lot of things!! OOHHHH YAHHH