Just kidding. It's a 1985 Pontiac Fiero.
With a certain turbocharged V6 you might recognize.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/2001-Lamborghini-Diablo-Replica-1985-Fiero-/320971968961?pt=US_Cars_Trucks&hash=item4abb6b91c1
Definitely one of the weirdest things I have seen in my life.