A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the Texas plains without
>>water. His horse has already died of thirst. He's crawling through the
>>sand, certain that he has breathed his last breath, when all of a sudden
>>he sees an object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him.
>>
>>He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers what
>>looks to be an old briefcase. He opens it and out pops a genie. But this
>>is no ordinary genie. She is wearing an FEMA ID badge and a dull
>>gray dress. There's a calculator in her pocketbook. She has a pencil
>>tucked behind one ear.
>>
>>"Well, cowboy," says the genie... "You know how I work. You have three
>>wishes."
>>
>>"I'm not falling for this." said the cowboy. "I'm not going to trust a
>>FEMA genie."
>>
>>"What do you have to lose? You've got no transportation, and it looks like
>>you're a goner anyway!"
>>
>>The cowboy thinks about this for a minute, and decides that the genie is
>>right. "OK, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plenty of food and drink."
>>
>>***POOF***
>>
>>The cowboy finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever seen, and
>>he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies.
>>
>>"OK, cowpoke, what's your second wish."
>>
>>"My second wish is that I was rich beyond my wildest dreams."
>>
>>***POOF***
>>
>>The cowboy finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare
>>gold coins and precious gems.
>>
>>"OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good one!"
>>
>>After thinking for a few minutes, the cowboy says... "I wish that no
>>matter where I go, beautiful women will want and need me."
>>
>>***POOF***
>>
>>He turned into a tampon.
>>

NOW THAT WAS TERRIBLE! :laugh: