How to Tell the Sex of a Fly

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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" she asked. "Hunting Flies" he responded.

"Oh. Killing any?" she asked. Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone  :laugh: :laugh:

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