Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.


Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.


Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.


Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky.... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.


Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.


Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.


Number 3
How does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30?

Number 2
In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.




AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2007:
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.


"Life is like a jar of jalape?os. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow."

 :laugh:

THATS GOOD!!!

Afternoon laugh i needed

Nice!!!

              AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2007:


               Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

               I thought this one should've been #1