WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE...I'M BROKE!!

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. "Good
morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your
time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum
cleaners" "Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money!", "I'm
broke!" and she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young
man
wedged his foot in the door and pushed wide open. "Don't be too hasty!"
he
said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that,
he emptied a bucket of horse manure on to her hallway carpet. "If this
vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your
carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder. The old lady stepped
back and said, "Well I hope you've got a damn good appetite, because they
cut off my electricity this morning." What part of broke do you not
understand?

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: dumb salesman :icon_rolleyes:

 :icon_eek: :laugh: :laugh:

That's a shitty situation. :laugh: