OMG POST OVERLOAD!!  This forum is seeing so many posts, its lower valance is gonna fall off then it will overheat and be fubared!!!!!!!!!

Quote from: grinders_18 on January 31, 2008, 07:57:32 PM
There are more posts in here in less than an hour than Jeff M. posts last year total!

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ I N G !!!!!!!!

That means the forum's transmission will be fucked!

This is weird but....the latest new member is "Beano Anderson"............Pamela Anderson's Brother didn't like my joke I guess!

Quote from: S P E E D on January 31, 2008, 08:04:10 PM
This is weird but....the latest new member is "Beano Anderson"............Pamela Anderson's Brother didn't like my joke I guess!

OWES NOES!! :laugh:

Ok back on topic now... :laugh:

Think I should get the digits the next time I see her?
;)

Stay away from her. Sure she looks all hot on the outside, but deep down she has issues.........piston slap, intake gaskets.....LOL

Quote from: 93luminaz34 on January 31, 2008, 08:43:09 PM
Stay away from her. Sure she looks all hot on the outside, but deep down she has issues.........piston slap, intake gaskets.....LOL

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Dude let me share something with you. You are 17 you said...so you can have fun with 15-17 year olds without recourse (jailtime  ;) ). Sure youngin's are fun (from what I remember as a youngin')...but a WOMAN will show you more about how to please a woman than anything young. When I was your age and a year younger I always lied about my age and was "having fun" with 28-40 year olds all the time. Married, single, with or without kids...it didn't matter because they knew their sole purpose for you...you can get it up 20 times in a night and they are satisfied. If they wanted a long term relationship they would be with their own age or older.

So moral of the story...get as many telephone numbers as you can. Go learn about life! ALWAYS wear your "shifter cover", "jimmy hat" whatever the hell you guys call them now...but go have fun with your young life and never be afraid to approach a woman or ask her out to dinner!

End of 36 year old Kenny's speech!  ;)

Nick just show her your...............................
























UBER SHINY TGP

Quote from: TGPilot on January 31, 2008, 08:55:36 PM

Quote from: 93luminaz34 on January 31, 2008, 08:43:09 PM
Stay away from her. Sure she looks all hot on the outside, but deep down she has issues.........piston slap, intake gaskets.....LOL

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Dude let me share something with you. You are 17 you said...so you can have fun with 15-17 year olds without recourse (jailtime  ;) ). Sure youngin's are fun (from what I remember as a youngin')...but a WOMAN will show you more about how to please a woman than anything young. When I was your age and a year younger I always lied about my age and was "having fun" with 28-40 year olds all the time. Married, single, with or without kids...it didn't matter because they knew their sole purpose for you...you can get it up 20 times in a night and they are satisfied. If they wanted a long term relationship they would be with their own age or older.

So moral of the story...get as many telephone numbers as you can. Go learn about life! ALWAYS wear your "shifter cover", "jimmy hat" whatever the hell you guys call them now...but go have fun with your young life and never be afraid to approach a woman or ask her out to dinner!

End of 36 year old Kenny's speech!  ;)

I'll drink to that!! You should be a motivational speaker LOL

Damn I wish it was summer right now.. TGP I NEED YOU! :laugh:

Thanks for the advice guys :thumb:

Kenny's right. Dinner is a good idea, and shows your sweet side. Yeah sure, girls go for the badass type, but deep down they don't.

Just talk to her like you did but just ask her for her email, then as she is in the middle of writing it just tell her "OH and you phone number too. " Just keep the charm, cocky funny attitude. Don't smother her. Its a freaking SE anyway  :icon_lol: .

I second Kenny is right.  If she did not completely blow you off then she obviously enjoyed the conversation to some extent.  Next time she comes in with the car and you are there say hi and chat it up a bit.  Remember little things about her like if you don't already know it her name and address her by it.  Shows confidence.  Compliment her on some accessory she is wearing like a necklace or earings maybe her shoes or the car whatever.  Hell offer to come by after hours and wax it for her sometime, for a small fee of course you don't want her to think your a stalker or anything, just a nice guy looking to make a little extra buck.  Don't be obvious about your intentions be suttle, give her a hint you might be interested but do not be hanging on every word she says.  She will think that you are interesting and will want to learn more about you.  Then maybe after you see her one more time at the wash say you guys should get together sometime or use the car wax trick to get her number.  Either way the worst thing she can do is shut you down, and trust me we have all been shut down many times.  But every once and a while you'll hit one out of the park.  Just don't stop swinging and have fun.  She could be a great girl beyond her looks.  Oh and don't talk to the ta tas thats a major no no when you are trying to pick someone up.  Look her straight in the eye and don't figit again confidence.  Most women will look past physical looks for a confident man.  It is hot to them.

Ken

Quote from: TGPilot on January 31, 2008, 08:55:36 PM
Dude let me share something with you. You are 17 you said...so you can have fun with 15-17 year olds without recourse (jailtime  ;) ). Sure youngin's are fun (from what I remember as a youngin')

Definitely heed that advice before you turn 18. :icon_mrgreen: ;)